Do any of you follow Soccer Guy? He's comedy gold.
"Kylian Mmmbop’s death strike fail sees France get their sorry snails’ legs-eating asses toblerowned by Switzerland Soccer Club as they are eliminized from the European World Championships of the world. One of the winningest franchises in international soccer, Des Champs’ guys were anticipized to do real good soccer this summer. But despite taking a 3 to 1 lead in the second quarter, dumbass deefense saw the Switzerlanders go knot things up at threes after the overtime verdict tablet erection. No more goal shots were inserted in hyper overtime, meaning the the hand went to a death strike showdown. Mmmbop’s PK was kicked real nice, but the goal tender was able to make the hand denial with his hand, meaning the French guys were headed to catch that airplane home. This L was hard to take for the chicken-emblemed soccer franchise, who need to cock-a-doodle-do better soccer next time they lace up their cleats and take to the field."
"Toblerowned" 😆
