They'll sell him to some mugs like West Ham for £25m while we beg all of Europe to take Mustafi and Kolasinac. And then he'll flop like that Solanke guy who Bournemouth bough for £20m and then watched him go on a 20 match scoreless run 😆

Beautiful riposte on the counter by Bournemouth

Rory Delap's son just scored for City.

I feel old.

5 days later

Chelsea take an early lead vs Spurs through Werner.

Reguilon the guilty party on that goal.

Firstly loses the ball which leads to Chelsea attack and then comprehensively done by Azpi who delivers the cross to Werner.

How much of a bellend does Lamela look wearing different coloured boots

Chelsea's new keeper is shaky in the air. Can see him conceding a lot of stupid goals

Spurs is full of blokes the size of wardrobes.

Mendy a lil shaky

What the hell?! Hahaha

What happened i heard something kicked off with Dier

Spurs add to their joke club legend. 😆

Chelsea should’ve ended them.

He went to take a dump, Chelsea almost scoring in the meantime, and Jose when chasing after him in the dressing room waving his arms about.

Chelsea’s defence never fails to entertain.

I feel for goalies. What’s the point of them in penalty shootouts with the strict laws?

Mendy does the exact same thing each time. He reclines like he’s in a Turkish harem.

Embarrassing oligarch's play thing. Had two world cup winners starting too.

Mirth wrote:

What happened i heard something kicked off with Dier

goon wrote:

He went to take a dump, Chelsea almost scoring in the meantime, and Jose when chasing after him in the dressing room waving his arms about.

I thought goon was joking until I actually looked this up 😆

😆 not all of us can be like Lehmann, hosing behind the hoardings

Jimmy Floyd is a terrible pundit

How comes nobody ever talks about spurs being financially doped

Probably because they're so bad at it, Dules. The state of that club. They can't do anything right.

Good ol Eric Dier reminding me of Jason Puncheon

Dier didn’t look too pleased coming back from the tunnel. Like a man who hadn’t had a chance to have his post shit meditation.

I am worried Bale will come in and elevate them.

Horrible club why won’t they just go away

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

I am worried Bale will come in and elevate them.

Horrible club why won’t they just go away

If he can rediscover his form then he might finally win them their first trophy in a decade. Needs to get fit sharpish though, The Masters just around the corner.

Guardiola has named a surprisingly strong lineup tonight against Burnley.

Laporte, Fernandinho, Mendy, Walker, KDB, Mahrez, Rodri and Sterling are all starting.

Calvert-Lewin in a rich vein of form

England have a lot of good players to choose from now

DCL
Lamptey
TAA
Saka
Gomez
Sancho
Maddison

Probably the best of the young pretenders

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

Calvert-Lewin in a rich vein of form

England have a lot of good players to choose from now

DCL
Lamptey
TAA
Saka
Gomez
Sancho
Maddison

Probably the best of the young pretenders

Shame they have a shit coach.

Hope Saka declares for Nigeria. Southgates tactics are to check FIFA IF cards before naming his XI

England will never win anything with him

Jones, your frustration about the Premier League. Much of it has to be blamed on the domestic management culture. The guys just never evolved. Think about all the tactical innovation that was happening in Italy in the 90s and Germany in the 2000s. You just never had English managers thinking the same way. You get the odd Allardyce who bridges medieval and modern methods but the rest are satisfied with the minimum. How much has evolved since Vialli observed the backwardness of the football culture? So we really are dependent on the infusion of ideas from men like Klopp, Guardiola, Mourinho, Bielsa, etc

I would like to think Allardyce is the epitome of medieval methods.