Hahaha.
Not my thing really, sub Oasis wank and, musically speaking, there isn't much lower than Oasis as far as I'm concerned.
Speaking of musical Arsenal fans, though, it occurred to me recently that Arsenal have missed a trick I've the years, Depeche Mode's songwriter, Martin Gore is an Arsenal fan and once wrote a pretty good song called Enjoy The Silence. Would have been very apt down the years.
Or Spandau Ballet's Gold. Old & cheesy perhaps, but major singalong potential...
Or is that just me?