Van Perise in his dark scarlet blazer, black turtle neck, and greying slicked-back hair looks like a pimp going through a mid life crisis. Put him back on the street.

jones wrote:
Klaus wrote:

He has that quality where he gets the players to perform. They're willing to die for him. Lukaku has scored more goals than Manchester United this season apparently. 😆

I love stats like that 😆 shows massively what confidence can do, he just now hit a blind cross field ball that actually arrived at a team mate.

DAZN commentator gave another stat just now. Apparently Conte wears a smartwatch that counts his steps and in his first game back in Serie A he clocked over 8500 metres, roughly the same as co-commentator Arne Friedrich averaged in his career 😆

I just saw that was actually Mertesacker he was talking to 😆 yeah he's definitely averaged less than that.

I don't know enough about him, but Ten Hag may even be my first choice, based on the style of play. Reminds me of 03-08 Arsenal.

Commentator correcting an error: "It was actually Zouma who made the run, not Tomori.

Co-commentator: "I don't care who it was."

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Wow.. 4-1 Ajax.. Chelsea torn apart

Stunning goal. What a finish by van de Beek. Killed the ball dead with his first touch in the box. 4-1 Ajax at the Bridge

Get Ten Hag now, even if it means a season of Merryball.

Ajax is scintillating. Ten Haag has gotta be on our short list.

They should have won at a canter 2 weeks ago at Amsterdam, this is doing their performance justice

I'm not watching, but Chelsea. 😆

Great goal by Dortmund to make it 1-2. Brandt is such a smart player, love a player whose eyes are good enough to know instinctively how far he can put a ball into space without the opponent getting to it

Also the biggest star in this Dortmund team isn't Sancho it's Hakimi. My word biggest RB talent since Dani Alves easily, he pops up everywhere on the pitch, saves a certain goal at LB, initiates an attack at RW and now scores from a classic CF run. Shame Madrid bank on him for their future

I love Donny Van De Beek so much. Haven't been so excited by a player since 2010 Ozil.

Ricky1985 wrote:

I'm not watching, but Chelsea. 😆

Chelsea aren’t a disaster. They’re attacking frequently. They’re just unable to defend against Ajax’s incisive passing. I’m envious

I couldn't bear Ten Hag because Ajax are about as bad as it gets defensively.

Lukaku's passing has drastically improved but his dribbling still looks like a giraffe on ketamine

Brandt makes it 2-2, Alcacer gets the assist literally three seconds after being subbed in 😆 Embarrassing defending

Bring Back Kerrea Gilbert wrote:

Dortmund looking quality now. Two real teams here.

We are going to get a decent team to contend with from this group and possibly Group H. Hope Emery isn’t counting on winning Europa League

Hakimi is fucking world class. Not even as a full back genuinely world class attacking player

Red card for Blind. Ajax falling apart ffs

Hmm Ajax imploding?

Ref has been so trigger happy.