MistaT If Walcott doesn't say his prayers, the Devil will make him play Juego de Posición in Hell.
Theo will have to run to the corner flag for thankless out-balls he's only allowed to recycle back to the top of the box for all eternity.
If he tries to invert or fails to keep out of his half-space, his old dad's ghost will appear in the technical area wreathed in flames, then accuse him of being mentally weak when he bottled that penalty aged 8 while trying out for Plymouth Argyle Juniors.