Quite the game from Alcacer just now, got subbed on at 60 minutes and scores a fucking hat trick, the last goal coming from a free kick with the last kick of the game at 90+6 to make the score 4-3. That's some Captain Tsubasa shit ffs

He's now at 6 league goals in 80 minutes of game time 😆 good to see him regain his form, was a big fan and wanted us to sign him from Valencia couple years back. Shame he's doing it at Dortmund but if it wins them the title ahead of Bayern I won't mind

Dunno why I switched over to the palace game at halftime.

Yeah wasn't very smart to be frank, all Dortmund games this season have been a lot better in the second half

Bayern lose 0-3 at home to Gladbach 😆 until the move to Bayern was announced subsequently unsettling and destabilising the team Frankfurt haven't lost with a margin that big in almost two years under Kovac. What a disgusting disgraceful bunch of primadickheads

Great goal by Nelson again! Just turned on Hoffenheim's match and he scored straight away

Should've been a handball the sneaky little fuck. Anyway Frankfurt still won so I'll give him that one

Been easily Hoffenheims best player since he came on. Looks massively improved already since preseason, plays with a lot of purpose and intensity and finally putting his pace to some use

If he keeps developing this way he'll definitely play a role next season.

jones wrote:

Should've been a handball the sneaky little fuck. Anyway Frankfurt still won so I'll give him that one

Yeah, lucky Trapp made that great save at the end

jones wrote:

Been easily Hoffenheims best player since he came on. Looks massively improved already since preseason, plays with a lot of purpose and intensity and finally putting his pace to some use

If he keeps developing this way he'll definitely play a role next season.

Looked like he was playing in center midfield when he came on?

jones wrote:

Should've been a handball the sneaky little fuck. Anyway Frankfurt still won so I'll give him that one

looks more shoulder to me, but hey... 

7 days later

Now I know why Schadenfreude is German.

jones wrote:

Quite the game from Alcacer just now, got subbed on at 60 minutes and scores a fucking hat trick, the last goal coming from a free kick with the last kick of the game at 90+6 to make the score 4-3. That's some Captain Tsubasa shit ffs

He's now at 6 league goals in 80 minutes of game time 😆 good to see him regain his form, was a big fan and wanted us to sign him from Valencia couple years back. Shame he's doing it at Dortmund but if it wins them the title ahead of Bayern I won't mind

Paco update: his header just now vs England was his tenth shot on target this season since he's joined Dortmund. He's scored with every one of them

Hoeneß was way worse, incredibly enough. That's the worst press conference that anyone has ever given

First he attacks everyone in the room for being liars and having no shame in attacking his players who are in the worst form of their lives and seconds later he says he sold Bernat for just 5m because he was solely responsible for almost losing the CL tie at Sevilla 😆

Also unironically proceeds to say his criticism of Özil was correct and the only thing he'd change would be saying he played like crap instead of muck

Also Brazzo 😆 how can a grown man not feel ashamed of playing the pointless sidekick to those two massive dickheads

Seriously what a shit show. To think I thought for a second Wenger might join that scum, if he ever does he's genuinely dead to me

I'm old enough to have watched German football when Hoeness played.
The way he carries on, you would think he was a top player.
The man was no better than a Cascarino or Niall Quinn as all he could do was head the ball.

jones wrote:

Hoeneß was way worse, incredibly enough. That's the worst press conference that anyone has ever given

First he attacks everyone in the room for being liars and having no shame in attacking his players who are in the worst form of their lives and seconds later he says he sold Bernat for just 5m because he was solely responsible for almost losing the CL tie at Sevilla 😆

Also unironically proceeds to say his criticism of Özil was correct and the only thing he'd change would be saying he played like crap instead of muck

"Well Uli Hoeneß, you criticized the journalism and said you will fight against too critical journalism.." 
Uli Jumping in "Disrespectful" 
.."Okay disrespectful journalism. There are people out there who say that you 2 guys sometimes talk that way about players.." 
KHR: "Give an example" 
"..Well you said that Mesut Özil played like dirt.." 
Uli: "I shouldn't have said Dirt I should have said shit" were his exact words

Full interview (no need to understand German, btw)

Frankfurt have just demolished Düsseldorf 7-1 with five goals coming from 20 year old Luka Jovic alone.

This kid is going to be huge. he's been compared with Falcao and it's easy to see why. Pace technique strength and a killer in front of goal, scores every type bicycle kicks lobs with either foot headers etc, his first today was absurd

Best of all he's in the second year of his two year loan from Benfica and his option to buy is just €12m

Also Haller got a brace today as well. He's not as lethal as Jovic but an extremely well rounded striker with great technique and virtually unbeatable in the air, should probably get a call up from France soon as he's basically Giroud with more pace. Eight games five goals and six assists is some return