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Bumper Rex wrote:
Crop the fucking white bits would yez.
@ Tam, bucks party prank? π
π Now do one for Wengers power Klaus.
Completely useless amateur botches the restoration of a 19th century fresco. I wonder if they paid him? Surely as his painting took shape somebody should have noticed that he was in fact rubbish?
π π π That is the most brilliant restoration I've seen since Mr. Bean gave Whistler's Mother a makeover.
π Jesus looks like Tom Huddlestone now.
it looks like jesus is sucking a dick and it's being blurred out.
Thought some of these were good (and some cringe-worthy, and some a bit of both)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/theatre/edinburgh-festival/9488190/Edinburgh-Festival-2012-ten-funniest-jokes-at-this-years-Edinburgh-Fringe-revealed.html
The top ten jokes chosen this year are as follows: Stewart Francis β βYou know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." Tim Vine β βLast night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. β Will Marsh β βI was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.β Rob Beckett β βYou know youβre working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.β Chris Turner β βIβm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet β¦ I donβt know why.β Tim Vine β βI took part in the sun tanning Olympics β I just got Bronze.β George Ryegold β βPornography is often frowned upon, but thatβs only because Iβm concentrating." Stewart Francis β βI saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!β Lou Sanders β βI waited an hour for my starter so I complained: βItβs not rocket salad.β Nish Kumar β βMy mumβs so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism β¦ she wouldnβt fancy her chances.β
The top ten jokes chosen this year are as follows:
Stewart Francis β βYou know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
Tim Vine β βLast night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. β
Will Marsh β βI was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.β
Rob Beckett β βYou know youβre working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.β
Chris Turner β βIβm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet β¦ I donβt know why.β
Tim Vine β βI took part in the sun tanning Olympics β I just got Bronze.β
George Ryegold β βPornography is often frowned upon, but thatβs only because Iβm concentrating."
Stewart Francis β βI saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!β
Lou Sanders β βI waited an hour for my starter so I complained: βItβs not rocket salad.β
Nish Kumar β βMy mumβs so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism β¦ she wouldnβt fancy her chances.β
y va marquer wrote: Completely useless amateur botches the restoration of a 19th century fresco. I wonder if they paid him? Surely as his painting took shape somebody should have noticed that he was in fact rubbish?
π π I started thinking of this again half an hour ago and laughed so hard that I couldn't go to sleep. I'm wide awake now.
It was actually an elderly Spanish parishioner by the sound of things.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/elderly-woman-destroys-19thcentury-spanish-fresco-by-elias-garcia-martinez-in-botched-restoration-8073267.html
Poor woman - I guess some DIY repairs seem easy on the face of it and then you're in too deep. π
π Just look at it! It looks like a sloth.
this for serious? :o
Burnwinter wrote: Thought some of these were good (and some cringe-worthy, and some a bit of both) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/theatre/edinburgh-festival/9488190/Edinburgh-Festival-2012-ten-funniest-jokes-at-this-years-Edinburgh-Fringe-revealed.html
Laugh? I nearly- did. Those jokes were shockers.
Really? I snerked at 3, 5, 8 and 10. "Joke" humour isn't really the greatest, but those efforts beat out your average tweet.
Well when you actually pay to go to a comedy festival show you expect to have your sides split with laughter.