Klaus wrote:Oh, I know he was joking. Me and Gus share the same opinion (not something you'd hear me say every day!) about religion.
And Hleb
And Liverpool.
The Tucker McRoy Den: funny pics, vids and whatnots
Proof that Spaniards are chicken shit cowards-
More evidence of their depravity.......Shocking picture of sexual abuse of a dolphin.
"A member of the public", lol @ those asian looking Celts.......
9 days later
A giraffe getting a blowjob, or the logotype for Resident Evil 6?
A giraffe in boots getting a blowy for sure.
Excellent.
Tim wrote:People are weird.
Worst dive in history?
might have been said already, but its Busquets mom, he learned from the best
Nice one Y va, you can be funny without resorting to filth like the rest of us..
Someone needs a geography lesson.
if yous ever go to war with the US, head for London and stay the fuck away from the Canaries.
Klaus wrote:
Klaus wrote:
It's even funnier with the "out pops a smiling Glen Johnson" in your tagline
If you're an Australian you ought to enjoy this:
But it's true, the latte's are much better in Melbourne.
@[deleted] & Y va, my friend has problems with ducks landing in his pool, I am so gonna use that.
Biggus, is your friend´s name Tony by the way? In the garbage waste business?
No and show a bit of sensitivity for others Rex, how would you like it if ducks kept landing in your swimming pool and you weren't allowed to shoot them?
anatidaephobia is a far side joke I think
edit: and then I went back one page and checked...
Robbie Burns lets fly at a reviewer of his work in 1791:
Dear Sir:
Thou eunuch of language; thou Englishman, who never was south the Tweed; thou servile echo of fashionable barbarisms; thou quack, vending the nostrums of empirical elocution; thou marriage-maker between vowels and consonants, on the Gretna-green of caprice; thou cobler, botching the flimsy socks of bombast oratory; thou blacksmith, hammering the rivets of absurdity; thou butcher, embruing thy hands in the bowels of orthography; thou arch-heretic in pronunciation; thou pitch-pipe of affected emphasis; thou carpenter, mortising the awkward joints of jarring sentences; thou squeaking dissonance of cadence; thou pimp of gender; thou Lyon Herald to silly etymology; thou antipode of grammar; thou executioner of construction; thou brood of the speech-distracting builders of the Tower of Babel; thou lingual confusion worse confounded; thou scape-gallows from the land of syntax; thou scavenger of mood and tense; thou murderous accoucheur of infant learning; thou ignis fatuus, misleading the steps of benighted ignorance; thou pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense; thou faithful recorder of barbarous idiom; thou persecutor of syllabication; thou baleful meteor, foretelling and facilitating the rapid approach of Nox and Erebus.
R.B.
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/01/thou-eunuch-of-language.html
Surely you can muster up something similar for Wenger, Biggsy?
I like the 'pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense'.
Thou corrupter of youth thou penny pinching purveyor of perfidy, thou pervert of pertinacity thou debaucher of dreams, your team resembles a snooker table, smooth surface perfectly assembled moving to the stroke of your deft cue but it has no balls.
Watching them is like a pornographic film, long boring scenes of technique with no feeling and leaving one thoroughly dissatisfied, thou endless lovemaking with no orgasm.........
Thou cunning conniver with decrepit board and dick law..
Thou shameless shenaniganning shillyshallying shmuck..
Thou incompetent inept intransigent intellectual intestate tyrant..
My eye is still locked on thee
Oh yes, on thee, on thee!
"thou endless lovemaking with no orgasm"
Nice.
He's been fucking us for seven years.
does he do reacharounds?