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I'm more interested in the 80% of our transfer budget that hasn't been spent than the 80% of women who reproduce.

2 months later

πŸ˜† thatΒ΄s wonderful! Where on earth is that machine situated?

Outside of costcutter on commercial road, opposite Limehouse DLR station.

4 days later

Not funny either but pretty unreal...

Dublin's newest, biggest, fanciest shopping centre flooding last night:

Water from the mountains and the river that burst it banks hit it at full force and speed apparently.
Not such a bright idea to build that shopping centre in a flood plain though was it?
The manager is on the radio now saying it's just one of those one in 100 year events :hmm:.
Safe for a while again then.

y va marquer wrote:

just one of those one in 100 year events :hmm:.

πŸ˜† They're getting quite common now (all over the world) aren't they Y.

Yep! Freak weather events. Apocalypse is nigh πŸ™‚
We had massive flooding here this time two years ago.
Almost took out the whole of the west side of the city.
Didn't have running water for two weeks and all because some gimps working for the ESB decided to open the dam to "release pressure".
Needless to say they were never brought to task for that.

It probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

πŸ˜†
Mmm hmm. Subsequently proved to be an idiotic idea though.

14 days later

πŸ˜† I have to get one of these.

y va marquer wrote:

Water from the mountains and the river that burst it banks hit it at full force and speed apparently.
Not such a bright idea to build that shopping centre in a flood plain though was it?
The manager is on the radio now saying it's just one of those one in 100 year events :hmm:.
Safe for a while again then.

hahah, I grew up in Dundrum and the bowling alley (where the shopping centre is built) used to flood every winter.

Here in Dublin a big residential area flooded because the newly built flood barrier was locked open and nobody in the council knew where the keys were... Irish indeed...

This one is for Klaus.

http://espn.go.com/blog/nhl/post/_/id/12218/bizarre-first-period-overshadows-interesting-flyers-lightning-clash

Not really funny, but an NHL team was playing too defensive in their last game and there's been an outcry about it. I'm both a football and hockey fan and i was thinking "so what" it always happens in football, but it shows how different the culture is for each sport. They're even suggesting creating rules against playing too defensive so that the fans can get their moneys worth.

Pepe LeFrits wrote:
y va marquer wrote:

Water from the mountains and the river that burst it banks hit it at full force and speed apparently.
Not such a bright idea to build that shopping centre in a flood plain though was it?
The manager is on the radio now saying it's just one of those one in 100 year events :hmm:.
Safe for a while again then.

hahah, I grew up in Dundrum and the bowling alley (where the shopping centre is built) used to flood every winter.

Here in Dublin a big residential area flooded because the newly built flood barrier was locked open and nobody in the council knew where the keys were... Irish indeed...

They do it all over the world Pep, the demand for housing is voracious.
And everyone wants a nice river front property, err we forgot to tell you that it's in the middle of a natural flood plain that flows every "100 years or so" for the last 10,000 years.

The demand for housing might be voracious but there are ghost estates everywhere now.
I'd love to see them all bulldozed and flattened, razed to the ground.

I have my eye on this place for starters.

@ Pepe, the council forgot where the key to the flood barrier was? πŸ˜† Does not surprise me.

The Ricky Perry debate video is painful to watch (though the cat is brilliant...).

KROENKE! We want a lollypop puppy NOW!

SAY YES!

Talk about having too much time on your hands. Artist...

Boy are they in for a surprise when they find out! Would be fun to be there when they are to talk to the guy who came up with the name...

πŸ˜† Classic Burnsy!
Mind you as I'm an old fogey I had to look up FAP in the urban dictionary.

Must be the same guy who thought up this Gem.

22 days later

Electroshock football. I laughed.

Including natable former players like Jan Γ…ge FjΓΈrtoft, Lars Bohinen and Claus "the drug addict" Lundekvam.

Also, a fairly cute female footballer.

hahah that's brilliant. I love the bit when they keep shocking the guy so much that he can't take the throw in.

Ivansen wrote:

Electroshock football. I laughed.

Including natable former players like Jan Γ…ge FjΓΈrtoft, Lars Bohinen and Claus "the drug addict" Lundekvam.

They should put one of those on Chamakh and Arshavin, and give one remote to every Arsenal fan.

One for Wenger as well.

πŸ˜† IΒ΄m in stitches here! That is quite easily the funniest clip, and idea, I have ever seen. Absolutely brilliant. Fair play to the ex pros who volounteered for this.

Ivansen wrote:

Also, a fairly cute female footballer.

Pity the camera didn't linger longer on her thigh when she was putting it on. πŸ™

Watched the electro football clip again just now. Still has me in stitches. Brilliant.

It's pretty good isn't it. I particularly enjoyed the screams from Jan Γ…ge FjΓΈrtoft. He's such a tool.

13 days later