Oh fuck off PSV

Fucking PSV, knew they would let United off the hook.

It was a penalty for CSKA.
United are haunted

1-1! Get in πŸ˜†

And Smalling is injured now too πŸ˜†

And people say the group stages are boring. This year has been great.

Ooooo.
Nice one PSV.

Smalling wants to come back on

City winning now, not good for us

They have no subs left so they've told him to stay up top.

Need Juve to do us a favour here

jones wrote:

City winning now, not good for us

I'd rather have Juventus as an option and winden the odds of us getting Barcelona to be honest.

Fucks sake.

I want them to remain in the CL as long as possible

Lol. Europa isn't bad either

3-2 πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

Best Tuesday in history.

otfgoon wrote:
jones wrote:

City winning now, not good for us

I'd rather have Juventus as an option and winden the odds of us getting Barcelona to be honest.

Not sure I understand you correctly. City winning means the chances of getting Barcelona are higher

πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

PSV winning now too πŸ˜†

United are well on their way to knock themselves out of both this year's and next year's Champions League at the same time. That has to be a historical first.

Need a Juventus handball equaliser in the 95th now and this'll be a perfect match day

otfgoon wrote:

PSV winning now too. That should be that.

jones wrote:

Not sure I understand you correctly. City winning means the chances of getting Barcelona are higher

Oh really? How does that work?

I would have thought City finishing top reduced the number of teams we can play on account of them being English, hence more likely to play Barcelona?

Yeah, and that's exactly what I said πŸ˜† It would be better if Juventus finished first because the chances of us getting Barcelona in the next round would be lower in that case

Yeah I just got that πŸ˜†

Tempted to delete your post and save myself some face.

jones wrote:
otfgoon wrote:

PSV winning now too. That should be that.

Oh really? How does that work?

I would have thought City finishing top reduced the number of teams we can play on account of them being English, hence more likely to play Barcelona?

Yeah, and that's exactly what I said πŸ˜† It would be better if Juventus finished first because the chances of us getting Barcelona in the next round would be lower in that case

But Juve finishing second would also give us another possible team to play than Barcelona. 

So much for the strongest defence in the league πŸ˜†

Quincy Abeyie wrote:
jones wrote:

Yeah, and that's exactly what I said πŸ˜† It would be better if Juventus finished first because the chances of us getting Barcelona in the next round would be lower in that case

But Juve finishing second would also give us another possible team to play than Barcelona. 

Two scenarios:

  1. City
  2. Juve

We can draw Zenit, Barcelona, Wolfsburg, Real, AtlΓ©tico (and Porto if they don't lose tomorrow)

  1. Juve
  2. City

Same teams as above plus Juventus, lowering the chance for each team a couple percent

Fuck it. To win it, we have to beat the best. Barca, Juve, Bayern. Bring them all on!!

Blahblahtollycrazinessblah.

75 minutes - going through. 78 minutes - going out 82 minutes - going through 84 minutes - going out.

:p

United failed to qualify in a group which boasts the likes of PSV, CSKA and Wolfsburg. That's pretty damning.

Madrid scored more goals tonight that United did in the whole of the group stage

jones wrote:
Quincy Abeyie wrote:

But Juve finishing second would also give us another possible team to play than Barcelona. 

Two scenarios:

  1. City
  2. Juve

We can draw Zenit, Barcelona, Wolfsburg, Real, AtlΓ©tico (and Porto if they don't lose tomorrow)

  1. Juve
  2. City

Same teams as above plus Juventus, lowering the chance for each team a couple percent

Don't know what I was thinking. πŸ˜† Sorry you had to explain that.

Mirth wrote:

United failed to qualify in a group which boasts the likes of PSV, CSKA and Wolfsburg. That's pretty damning.

Fuck it, now we have to qualify for the knock out phase just to keep the high moral ground for laughing at them. :hmm:

Wait, what, Gary Neville is the manager of Valencia?  :brow: :brow:

And gets Valencia out of the CL in his first match, losing at home to Lyon who were winless before. Well done ratface