Unfortunately Depay makes it 1-1. 🙁

2-1
Memphis unloads a beauty..

Class goal from Depay.

Brugge tried very hard albeit with Carrick's help.
But Memphis is a one man wrecking ball. Two superb goals.

Brugge are missing four-five of their key players apparently.

Memphis finally looking himself today after two uninspired games. Speed and directness are good.

Claudius wrote:

Memphis finally looking himself today after two uninspired games. Speed and directness are good.

You gotta wonder why he looks so good today though. United are playing against a Brügge side that probably would finish rock bottom in Premier League, and the Belgians are missing a couple of key players on top of that.

It is fair that Bruge have such wide open spaces, you'd think they were two men down. And they're failing to rotate quickly on defense.

One man down now. Still a good result this for them if they can hold on.

Jammy bastards.. Fellatio scores on literally the last kick of the game

Yeah, that goal from the upturned toilet brush seals it. Too bad!

:gape: They just zoomed in on Rudi Völler at the Lazio game. The man has not aged well. Looks like he lives in the streets.

Bilbao supporters.

What the hell, is that over winning the Spanish community shield? 😆

Mental.

It's their first trophy in like a thousand donkey years. That's understandable. The Basque supporters are mental anyway.

otfgoon wrote:

What the hell, is that over winning the Spanish community shield? 😆

Mental.

It's not the Spanish community shield. In many countries, the supercup means something. Spain is one of them.

The great Norwegian side Odd are 3-0 up against Dortmund.

Hipsters everywhere weep.

And Dortmund came back to win 4-3.

Quincy Abeyie wrote:

The great Norwegian side Odd are 3-0 up against Dortmund.

But came crashing back down to earth. The actual great Norwegian side Rosenborg beat Steaua Bucharest 3-0 away from home and are all but through to the Europe League! Good stuff. 

The Steaua Bucharest owner just self-imploded after taking a 3-0 beating by Rosenborg. Cut two players effective immediately and sliced the rest of the player staffs salary by 50%.

https://twitter.com/Emishor

Tade, the player Becali said will fire, was just bought for 500k from CFR. He is last season's top goalscorer!!!

Becali also said Chipciu, Varela, Popa and Stanciu, probably the team's more valuable players, are all for sale.

Becali: 'I'd sell the club, but nobody wants to buy it' #steaua

Have Dortmund been mostly wank aside from the odd win?

They are much better than last season under Klopp, although that isn't too hard to achieve.

Looking for Wellington highlights, i came across this which made me laugh.
"It could have went ..."
"If somebody takes a pencil ..."

Clrnc wrote:

They are much better than last season under Klopp, although that isn't too hard to achieve.

Thanks. I was really only asking to make the pun, if I'm absolutely honest.

You can make another odd joke and it'll be even. 

That's what football is about. 🙂

Would you call it a tap-in, header or deflection?

They all count the same.
Hoping my local team Malmö can turn a 3-2 deficit around at home v Celtic tonight.

Why are you not at the stadium supporting them?

😆

I think Rex lives in Stockholm nowadays. It's a distance of 450 miles or so.

Celtic only have themselves to blame. So many chances in the first leg missed and then concede a late goal from a set piece.

That said, they are totally devoid of ideas when they attack most of the time and Malmo deserves to go through on the balance of play.