Klaus Porn

Would be a brilliant signing.

Came in expecting Klaus porn.

Left disappointed.

He is a great player, but i honestly dont think we're signing any 29 year olds this window. Maybe 28 year olds, but not 29.

Seems he's more interested in signing his new deal and "top clubs from England and Italy" is a standard agent line. It's houseboat.

Good player though but turning 30 soon.

Oh god, I thought someone was onto my xhamster account.

Marchisio would be the perfect player to replace Arteta with. This is not going to happen obviously, but what a signing he would be.

General Mirth wrote:
Came in expecting Klaus porn.

Left disappointed.

would that be porn Klaus would like or porn featuring Klaus? :hmm: not sure i want to know much about either

He would be a brilliant signing and he's at the right age too

General Mirth wrote:
Came in expecting Klaus porn.

Left relieved.

Fixed that for you Mirthy.

Never rated him tbh. Decent player, that's about it

Came in expecting to see a montage of Alex Popov building a greenhouse.