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a) I'm pretty sure that's a Brazilian parody account.
b) Valdivia hasn't played in Europe because he has not wanted to. He could earn great money with little effort in the Middle East, and he's heading there again after this summer.
c) My Palmeiras supporting friends loved his guts when he was in his prime... he has always been a magnificent footballer. He's now old and past it but still has had a great tournament.