His agent is Jorge Mendes, he is the fucking godfather of the agent game

And if he says "Jorge mate, c'mon I aint fucking going there ya massive twat face, don't be a retard", what does Mr Mendes do?

make Mrs Falcao an offer she can't refuse. 

Chelsea can have Falcao. Can't imagine he'll start netting 30 goals a season because of geographical reasons. 

Patters wrote:

Chelsea can have Falcao. Can't imagine he'll start netting 30 goals a season because of geographical reasons. 

Murvelass, I think your view on football agents' power is vastly inflated.

Rucks wrote:

Murvelass, I think your view on football agents' power is vastly inflated.

I think you're too naive Rucks

Yeah, sure. You are probably right; it is all about what agents want rather than what players want. The employee is really the boss of the employer. :hmm:

I know, fucking sadists. But hey, i have 4 days off now. Just cracked open a bottle of chilean wine, waiting for Vidal to be unveiled in our new kit.

VDV to Betis. What a weird transfer.

Also, Deulofeu joining Everton for 6m euros... That's a bloody steal regardless of all his disciplinary problems.

Clunk wrote:

VDV to Betis. What a weird transfer.

Also, Deulofeu joining Everton for 6m euros... That's a bloody steal regardless of all his disciplinary problems.

Re: Deulofeu 9m second year/12m third year buy back clause... That's why

Not keen on these buy back clauses

Sucks as much as the loan system

MeDula Oblongata, the loan system has to go. It's just another tool for concentrating wealth amongst the very rich. Teams should be limited to, say, 30 senior players on the roster. Parma had over 70 players on loan earlier this year. That's 2 or 3 squads right there. It's great from their perspective as it allows them to investment manage a portfolio, but it's in line with the type of player hoarding that has made big clubs even stronger. Chelsea have Cech. He gets a bit older, easy enough, bring in Courtois. If we are going to have a more egalitarian European football system, we need to put an end to this

Spurs are close to signing defender Kieran Trippier from Burnley.

Apparently Tevez is on his way back to his boyhood club Boca Juniors.

Gunner89 wrote:

The buy-back is just for an extreme case. Basically this guy will have to be at Alexis's level for him to be even considered playing among the front 3 at Barcelona.

No it ain't. It's for any case where their value rises above the buy back clause and the club wants to cash in on that

Or where a team wishes to scupper a rival

Joselu has the tools to be a success in England, have to say Stoke make some pretty decent transfers the last two or three years.

Sky reporting now that Falcao is definitely going to join Chelsea.

Rorz wrote:

Sky reporting now that Falcao is definitely going to join Chelsea.

Mou making some money with his friend Mendes .

DONE DEAL: Southampton confirm the signing of Juanmi from from Malaga on a four-year contract

Gunner89 wrote:

Didnt know Ahmadinejad moonlighted as a footie agent

Summary so far of all the confirmed transfers:

Artur Boruc, Southampton -> Bournemouth
Adam Federici, Reading -> Bournemouth
Joshua King, Blackburn -> Bournemouth
Christian Atsu, Chelsea -> Bournemouth

Christian Fuchs, Schalke -> Leicester City

James Milner, Manchester City -> Liverpool
Danny Ings, Burnley -> Liverpool

Memphis Depay, PSV -> Manchester United

Juanmi, Malaga -> Southampton

Philipp Wollscheid, Bayer Leverkusen -> Stoke City
Joselu, Hannover 96 -> Stoke City

Andre Ayew, Marseille -> Swansea City

Kevin Wimmer, 1. FC Köln -> Tottenham

Pedro Obiang, Sampdoria -> West Ham United

Bournemouth have made some decent signings.

Bournemouth in talks for Max Gradel too lol

Rorz wrote:

Sky reporting now that Falcao is definitely going to join Chelsea.

Another shady deal with his agent Mendes.

I think someone like Falcao don't lose their quality overnight. I still rate him and you wouldn't bet against Jose bringing the best out of him once again

I would.

Like how he brought the best out of Eto'o again.

marv3llous wrote:

Christian Fuchs, Schalke -> Leicester City

lol you can see the headlines if he has any bad games

Like how Moron revived Torres' career too.

I love the way that Gunner89 updates the thread title with the most uninteresting transfers each day.

I prefer that he uses real deals rather than the more silly season stuff.

City have improved their bid to sign Sterling with a new 40m offer according to Sky. Liverpool are absolute bonkers if they turn down that offer.

Its a great amount for him but what do Liverpool do then, buy 2 new Lallanas?

He agrees with you and defends your actions there, G89...

Gunner89 wrote:

Qwiss! wrote:

I prefer that he uses real deals rather than the more silly season stuff.

Care to elaborate? 

It's been used for Juanmi, Falcao, Vidal, Ayew etc.

All real deals.

I'm saying you are doing it right.