I agree Klaus, that why the optimal situation would be to have him for one season, fire us into the Europa League and then flog him to China for an overinflated sum based on his meme status. That doesn't seem that far fetched. Of course theres also the chance I could run into him at 3am every other Friday night with his pants halfway off trying to hail a cab home from some seedy downtown nightclub.
But whatever happens it will be interesting. I'll keep you guys posted.