Czech Republic national team ceased to exist
Werder Bremen and Wolfsburg are the same team
Villarreal doesn't have an away kit
With the exception of Ghana every African teams home kit has some orange, green or red in it.
90% of teams from Russia have Moscow in their name.
Getafe and Levante are the same team, as is every team in France outside Lille, Monaco, PSG, Marseille and Lyon.
Robbie Keane and Shane Long are the same person.
The African Cup of Nations happens every year.
Every league 1 striker over the age of 30 has played for at least 8 different clubs.
For a winger to be world class he must play on the side opposite to what his best foot is.
Antonio Valencia last delivered a successful cross in March 1997.
There are like twenty players named Diarra in European football, and they are all black, have shaved heads and are defensive midfielders..
Osasuña is a ghost team. They have been in La Liga from 2000 to 2014 but no one has any idea of what their kit, stadium looks like
Mark van Bommel has never been booked in his career despite committing a red card offense in every match.
Arminia Bielefeld isn't a real team from a city that doesn't actually exist.
Any half decent player nearing retirement is a legend.
Aaron Lennon is still a good young prospect.
That every other week Celtic are playing either Aberdeen, Inverness or Dundee.
John Terry will always be in the Champions League Team of the Season, even if Chelsea are competing in the Europa League.
Stoke have never played a home game that wasn't in rainy conditions.
When Chelsea was founded, John Obi Mikel just appeared and stayed ever since.
Fulham is still in the PL.
Every year, there is at least one team in the Euro League from a made-up city.
Every prediction Pele makes goes horribly wrong.
Fiorentina, Udinese, Napoli and Lazio are all kind of interchangeable.
No one has ever done an overhead clearance in the history of football, despite it happening 7 times a game on fifa.
Brentford have won League One 5 years in a row.
