Timothy wrote:
On the radio they are questioning whether we need him. They do grudgingly concede that he's a good player though. Media is gutted that they can't laugh at us.
Pundit A: Ha ha, Arsenal, they're so shit, why don't they spend some money?
Pundit B: Ha ha ha, yeah.
Newsflash: ARSENAL SIGN ÖZIL
Pundit A: Uh … hmm … wait, got it … Arsenal already have a world class midfield and they're one of the most creative sides around, why would they need Özil, good though he is?
Pundit B: Right, yeah, uh … yeah, I can't quite read this transfer, it's, er, baffling.
Pundit A: So, let's cross to United where a 17 year old basset hound is being announced!
Pundit B: I think Digger McWag is one of the brightest prospects around. Even at his age he's got the kind of steel you expect from a do-, er man who's used to being among, er men.
