This deal is hilarious. I say we take the trolling to the next level.
They thought £40,000,001 was an insult?
Let's put in a unique performance-based clause that reflects the fact both clubs are contending for the same Champions League place next season.
Wenger's next offer should be "Ok, we can see Suarez is important to your league challenge this season. So just to make it fair, we'll pay you £35m, plus Arsenal's gates and winnings from the Champions League in season 14-15, minus Liverpool's Champions League income in season 14-15."
In all likelihood it'd work out to around £50m, but with the added bonus of slapping Liverpool in the face and insuring ourselves against the distant but not negligible possibility of them surpassing us this year.
Plus I'd like to see the Rodgers meltdown if we did make that offer.
Fucking accusing us of lacking class while he welshes on his club's pathetic arrangement with Suarez. Fuck him, the pompous little no-mark, never achieved anything and never will, master debater. He's currently floating his own ego on the ever more faded achievements of Liverpool FC, well let's see how he goes when he's taking the Phil Brown route down the table in a year or two. That's right, fuck off you flatheaded mealy-mouthed goblin.
A fantasy of course. 😉 Burnwinter out ...