Sam Wallace @SamWallaceIndy Chief Magistrate: "We'd prefer it if you stood'. Ashley Cole: 'I'd like to sit down'
tariq panja @tariqpanja Ashley Cole arrives in 3-piece suit and quite a strong cologne. Has left a scent trail in his wake. Cole says he'd prefer to sit down
Prosecutor: "You used to play for Arsenal, nobody makes any noise at the Emirates do they?" Ashley Cole: "Am I supposed to laugh at that?"
Heh.
Prosecutor: "I put it to you Mr Cole that you're deplorable dirty lying scum who's testimony as a character witness is worthless" Ashley Cole: "Am I supposed to laugh at that?"
😆 Mr. Cole - a character witness
@TheMediaTweets: Greg James definitely seems to be the favourite now for Radio 1 Breakfast Show... Harry Redknapp also being linked. #Moyles
@TheMediaTweets: Redknapp would need to get a Range Rover door fitted in the Radio 1 studio. It's the only way he communicates
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Terry: 'My mum dated a man from Liverpool and LFC fans made up a song 'My mum loves scouse c***''
trial of the fuckin century
Hahaha Terry's mum loves a Scouse c**t.
Meatwad wrote: Terry: 'My mum dated a man from Liverpool and LFC fans made up a song 'My mum loves scouse c***'' trial of the fuckin century
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I don't get his point?!
Biggus wrote: Hahaha Terry's mum loves a Scouse c**t.
Isn't it she loves scouse cock?
Badum-ching! 😆
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Oh my god. 😆
Oh the 😆 of it all...
Never mind the Premier league, Sky need to buy rights to broadcast this. 😆
😆 That guy is on his own evolutionary branch !
😆 What a complete tool.
Whats your gut feeling Capi, do you think he'll get off?
The whole thing sounds a farce with not much evidence.
Couldn't say with any authority as I haven't followed the trial at all, but my gut feeling was always that nothing would come of it.
Yeah, but at least seeing him humiliated was a bit of fun.
Well apparently they confirmed he made a racial slur. I dunno if anything will come out of it but this whole trial is hilarious
Well he gets a maximum fine of 2,500 quid. A whole lot of hype for nothing really. Ferdinand didn't even have a good case.
Ashley Cole wrote:[font=Times New Roman]When I went in I knew straight away I needed to sit down. The whole court knew. My arse might as well had that tattooed on it (beside that other one). I told the magistrate "I want to sit down". But he said "we'd prefer it if you stand". The bloody cheek! I nearly crashed my X5. I would have if I could have driven into the courtroom with it.
[font=Times New Roman]When I went in I knew straight away I needed to sit down. The whole court knew. My arse might as well had that tattooed on it (beside that other one). I told the magistrate "I want to sit down". But he said "we'd prefer it if you stand". The bloody cheek! I nearly crashed my X5. I would have if I could have driven into the courtroom with it.
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