Oh dear. Complete embarrassment on the cards.

We should have broke the bank for Eto'o. Amazing player.

Rangers beating Valencia. If it finishes that way, they'll be 4 points clear of 3rd!

Spurs are having a proper laugh. This is a good lesson for them. Maybe they'll stop talking about winning every trophy this year. They look like a UEFA Cup team with vd Vaart.

I'm watching online (itv.com) and there is a commentary box at the side.

"was the most one-sided half of European football I can remember since Manchester United got thrashed by Barcelona (Romario/Stoichkov) all those years ago"

Just about sums it up.

"Luke:
If I was Harry Redknapp I'd demand a recount"

[Comment From Richard Richard: ]
what do you suggest harry redknapp do in the second half

[Comment From Jedi Pingu Jedi Pingu: ]
go home.

Rangers 1-1 Valencia. Edu cancels out his opener with an OG.

Why can't Clichy be more like Gareth Bale?

Who or what is this Coutinho? I like what I see

Signed at 16 but stayed in Brazil until this season apparently; similar to the Wellington situation with us.