To laugh at in May. Liverpool
League winners: Arsenal
CL Spots: two manc clubs and chelsea
Relegated: Reading, Southampton, Norwich
Top Scorer: Roooooooneeehhhh
Player of the year: Cazorla
FA Cup: Arsenal
Carling Cup: Arsenal
CL Winners: Arsenal
La Liga: Barca
Next year's disappointing Arsenal transfer target/ saga: Verminator
Will Di Matteo last the season? No
How many Balotelli red cards? 2
First City player to fall out with the club/ Mancini/ their teammates? Balotelli
On which round of fixtures will St Totteringhams Day fall? Round 30
Who will start the most games in the league; Chamberlain, Ramsey or Wilshere? Rambo
How many bookings for dives will Bale get? 2
Will Joey Barton play in the premiership before 2013? No
Most boring/tired story of the season (e.g. Bale hype, Cesc to Barca, The England captaincy from previous seasons)? Bale
Who will spend more matches suspended - Suarez or Terry? Who cares, both are cunts.
Who will score more goals:
Torres or Carroll? Torres
Van Persie or Giroud? Van cunt
Balotelli or Tevez? Tevez
Rooney or Aguero? Rooney
Vermaelen or Carroll? Verminator
OMITT poster of the season: Squallkid (because no one else will say it 🙁 )
